Howie Chong Howie Chong

THE MAD SCIENTIST

This morning, ever since breakfast,

With a scheme in my head, my radioactive

Mind clicks like a Geiger-counter.

I am manic again. The Maniac loose

In his laboratory. My fingers play

With the dials of my electromagnetic

Thingamajig, while in Florence-flasks

Liquids effervesce. I could blow up

The world. My assistant says Doctor

And I remember who I am and why I am

Here this morning, my scheme to talk,

Communicate with a Creature From outer Space.

My earth-bound colleagues bore me.

How much I could learn from a creature

Not of this planet, how to soar in the galaxies

And live forever. I seek Superior Knowledge.

So, I must find how to say I love you

In Martian, before they come, again,

To take me, jacketed and screaming, away.

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Howie Chong Howie Chong

THE ROBOT

Of course I drink, I smoke too much

But how would you like it to be bound

By a memory bank, compulsions

Built in, arms and legs of lead,

A head of iron, for eyes, aluminum slits,

For heart, a high-speed computer.

I move through the day like a vacuum

Cleaner, and everything I say or do

I learned by ribbon or by rote.

At eight and eight I take my pills

And, day and night, am tranquil.

But I was built to serve the universe,

Attuned to the workings of the stars.

So how, these days, can I be content

Merely to circle and circle about

In no direction. My psychiatrist says

I cannot untangle the wires of my past

Or put together a future. I am sick

Of his counsel. Oh, only to live in the present

And write one poem better than Baudelaire!

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