Ifs, Ands, and Buts

1966-2000

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FOOTBALL

The field between Waterford and Newton lay

Quiet in the chill October afternoon until

The fattest pig was hauled there squealing

And tied to the Waterford Oak. Then Ralph Frierson,

The townsfolk around, stabbed it

And, with a yeoman's axe, hacked off its head.

Jack, the farrier caught it and ran until Tom

Newton socked him and the head dribbled to the ground -–

The first fumble.

Son, Ross, youth

To my ancient, fourteen years old lineman,

Remember what I have said when the quarterback

Passes the pigskin to the wide receiver;

A touchdown will assure the sprouting of crops.

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SUGAR

One, two, buckle your seatbelt. This plane

Is taking off for home, wherever that is

In your 90 year old mind. You said you

Wanted to go home, so I am taking you

Home, to Buffalo, where you have never

Been, Mother. You have lived so long

I am a Senior Citizen! The 28 years

Between us is a crack in the sidewalk

Or a hole as big as the sugarbowl

You attack when your nurse's back

Is turned. Your sweet-toothed dotage!

Your horde of M and Ms! not good for you,

But what the hell, hell, hell.

Now, as Tex, our Captain, says, sit back,

Relax, and experience a little turbulence.

The crowd on the runway at the Queen City, Old Gal,

Awaits you as at the opening of the Erie Canal.

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FOR ANNA AT 30

In high school, when you were trying on

Every art, you wrote a poem about me

And LSD, read it, Father-Daughter Nite,

And wowed them at the Tralfalmadore Cafe.

Now, your muse resting, I write your

Mon trentiesme age poem for you,

Your head near bursting with the nouns

And verbs of six languages, my head

Scrimping by on mother tongue, four

Short poems a year, this one for you

And Isaac, your first-born, whose first

Word was "bird," your regular ornithologist,

A poet too maybe (who knows?) growing up

Just in time for the Real Romantic Revival—

Skylark, Nightingale, Golden Bird again.

Mother of poet, mother of birdsong,

Sing to Isaac this Testament after Villon,

About youth, about goodbye, so long, to youth,

Sing the poet's only true and glorious song.

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HIGH ART AND LOW MORALS

Fifty Hans Holbein heads

From the Queen's collection:

Wyatt and Surrey so real

You could ask them about

The sonnet (a trick in the eyes

He learned in Art School at

Basel), Basel where he left

Wife and babes to starve

When he sailed off to London

To paint King and courtiers;

Rich, he returned once to

Immortalize their destitution

In a heart-rending oil

(and left them nothing in his will).

 

John Rison Jones, Jr.,

From Huntsville, Alabama,

My classmate, liberated Dachau

And shattered all his Gieseking

78s when he heard that great

Interpreter of Schubert was a

Nazi.

 

Older now and I still remember

I am a pledge to SAE, in a canoe

With a brother and his fiancee;

Neither can swim. The canoe tips

Over. Which one shall I save?

We all drown together.

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THE HUNT (The Prado)

Lucas Cranach, you have painted yourself

Into a corner where you look out across

The centuries, trying to say something

You have not said in your painting

The Hunt, a tapestry of hounds and deer,

Crossbows and hunters, surmounted

By a medieval pink and white castle

Where no one ever lived. Your self-

Portrait in this corner says: my heart

Was with the stags that fell bloody

By the river. I mourned the fallow does.

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TOM, DICK, AND HARRY

These fellows speak with the tongue of earth,

Are masters of our beautiful slang, have

Brains of exquisite fashioning, common men.

Tom is calm, Dick cool, Harry collected;

Tom is smart, Dick handsome, Harry is,

Well, is just Harry, good for a laugh -- all

Democrats. Would you like your sister

To marry one of these kingpins of the empire?

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THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN I

Her seams hardly show where she was

Put together, the worst under her bodice

Where the heart of a little girl of 8

Was sunk into place. It is from there that

The haunting memory of the sourness

Of wild rhubarb, found only in the High Tatras,

Comes, which in her present state of full

Daughterhood she cannot explain, her brain

The brain of a bluestocking found dead

After a musicale at the Baron's castle.

She says, "Rhubarb," her voice like a violin.

She asks, "Father?" her voice like a trumpet.

And the Baron, the maker, tells her

To find in her husband--the monster nearby--

Her father, her brother, her friend.

There was probably some truth in that.

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THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN II

The Professor, a bachelor all his married life,

Closed Mary Shelley's book and proclaimed to the class

That Frankenstein, like all of Western lit, lacks

A goddess. He looked around the room,

Assembling in his mind the pieces:

Maria's apple ass, Prue's perfect breasts,

Together with What's-her-name's (on the beach

Last summer) trim foot, Julia's toe, Corrina's

Little finger. Year by year, since 25, he had collected.

50 now, now if he could only find the right lips,

He would hoist the amalgam into the electricity

Of his imagination and know what,

Completely satisfactory, he could, in full voice,

Praise.

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SHAH JAHAN'S FLY

Here in my cabin room at the New Delhi YMCA,

Where I am neither young nor Christian,

This morning I am awakened by a pesky fly

Tickling my nose. I wonder if this fly's ancestor,

Some fly back to the nth power, waked

Important others: Nehru, maybe, lost

An hour's sleep because a fly scaled

The Everest of his nose his first morning

As Prime Minister. "Drat fly," he said and rose

To govern all of India.

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ON YOUR HIGH HORSE

See his image at any Mobil station,

Pegasus, a horse of a different color,

Mauve I think, some shade of purple, hard

To see by moonlight, heading toward the stars,

A flight of fancy, bareback, clutching

His withers. Funny, when you come down,

You write one of the great poems of the language,

Or, more likely, drop a fistful of horsefeathers.

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IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, 1960

1. Gentle John

never said a word

But peed his pants

the day I turned

a perfect cartwheel

on the bull pen lawn.

 

2. The Commander

spoke into corners

twitching his hands.

I knew he was Cain

and slipped him a shoestring

we thought was a snake.

 

3. Max,

a Greek attendant,

my age, knocked me out

when I ran intending to go through him.

I awoke with my own name,

Mac.

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THE LAUNDROMAT

Some say it is the drink I drink,

Or have drunk, these fifty years,

That makes my hands tremble so;

But, truth to tell, I live above a laundromat

And vibrate to the tumble and spin dry

Of someone else's dirty wash.

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THE WISHBONE

It was not a family feast, just the two of us

Picking at the carcass of a fowl, a hen

or rooster, baked and cold from the fridge.

It was not an anniversary, no time of good

Hope for years to come, no summing up, no

Resolutions--an ordinary day, work done,

The children overnight at grandma's. You

Looked tired still, six months from my last

Breakdown. I carved the chicken, served you

The front end of the breast, that small part

With the wishbone. After dinner, tears

Stood in our eyes, as in a ballet we pulled,

Wish made, at the wishbone. I wished

To be done with the re-enactments of

Childhood. I think you wished for my return.

Snap, and I still do not know which end

Wins, the shortshank spindle or the club.

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A CASTLE ON THE RHINE

The Niagara Mohawk Electric Company transformer

Towering over the backyard did not make

Things easier, nor the runners of wires criss-

Crossing the yard. Nevertheless we made love

On the lawn, as though we had pulled our skiff

Onto the grounds of a schloss-am-Rhine,

The whole weight of Europe upon us, as though,

After a picnic of ham, schinkenbrot and lots

Of small beer, we·made love under the lilacs

And rhododendron, and chug-a-lugged that experience.

That was thirty years ago but I remember

The crickets singing in the grass, singing

That all flesh was grass, and we, our limbs

Entwined, sang too a song about each other,

Close like the night.

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JULY (A TV Sci Fi Fantasy)

These are the Dog Days. This spaceship

Goes beyond the moon, beyond Mars and Venus,

Beyond the sun, beyond the great white rose

To the space station -- an afterimage

Of electric Light. There is some debate

About who is Captain, who Navigator -- The Most

Learned Man or the bearded Philosopher King.

The Drunk is exiled and takes a space

Walk. The outright Queer is suspended too

But connected by Telephone. We can join them

By Teletransportation whenever we want and we

Do want, magnanimous as we are by education.

This July we scan the splendor

Of flowers brought from Earth and planted

In rows: the chaliced rose, the pink,

The wild red poppies, the white lilies.

Married Androids tend them and think

The planet Earth from which the flowers come

Is Paradise. They say of Earth and its Galaxy:

"This is eternity, folks." We give them

Rubies in exchange for many water lilies

Which do not talk, sexy things all,

Pink and white, half open to the Light,

The pads a vibrant veridian green.

Our spaceship Julius engages

The spaceship Quintilis and we win

And settle down on an alien planet.

We are all exploring the unknown.

The Captain is bitten by a Killer Plant

And lies deprived of Sanity. The Doctor

Feeds her computer to find a cure

And discovers the Captain's Fantasy -- a couple

Lying stripped in bed, copulating.

The Captain, The Most Learned Man,

Is dying. He dies with Pride and some say

He is reborn, a babe, a possible grandson,

Who is given the Captain's name.

The Julius

Returns to Earth, a summer Paradise, a changing

Grid of Time and Space and Matter like the Universe.

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THE PHOENIX

Was it sparks from the surgeon's knife and saw

That set aflame my body? or my own blood, by-passed,

Gushing through old veins, my old brain?

I went mad, so lost in a manic rapid-fire

Switching among layers of symbolic form -- print,

Playing cards, TV, music, movies -- I said, "I cannot

Find my way back to reality, no one will ever find me,

I am dying!" and passed out in Katka's arms, a Liebestod.

I dreamed I took her with me 3 1/2 steps into death

And then lost her. A rush of youth went through

Me as I drifted down a staircase. I awoke in bed,

Whispering two spontaneous love poems in Katka's ear.

I signed myself into a psych ward with just

Enough savvy left to strike out permission for

Lobotomy and emerged on the 4th geriatric floor,

Heaven, filled with RCs and protestants, no atheists

Like me. I raved for three weeks, laughing

And crying, but ever since then, 500 years old,

With the taste of ashes in my mouth, I am young

Again, swim quarter miles, keen of mind, erotic

(I had said goodbye to Eros), reborn,

Still kicking, burning, burning in these flames.

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RICH MAN, POOR MAN; OR A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA

Katka and I have left our new $1000 Kerry Blue,

Dasha, in Orchard Park, a burb of Buffalo, and come

To Kona, trying to smooth over, this time in Hawaii,

The last bad year.

When I talked to a new broker

And said we were taking the trip with liquid money

From bonds called in, he said, having saved all

Your life, at your age, you should enjoy it. He didn't

Know we never saved a cent, that the million

We have l inherited and have a good pension.

Here

At The Inn in Halualoa overlooking Kailua, I continue

To have astonishing dreams. Last night my father,

Dead these 30 years, appeared, for the first time,

Smashing, quite insane, his Buick through a garage

Door. We knew he was OK again when he set a world's

Record driving backwards a whole mile. Was he the cause

Of this year's madness and the episodes before? Or was it

Just the disease they now call bi-polar? I awoke

Trembling and thought and thought about my kids

Seeing their father mad, whether they believe he is,

With all these pills I take, claimed back from the abyss,

And whether they are able to trust me ever again after

A manic climax when I struck my wife and, according

To her, in her presence, propositioned them both.

I have broken the kapu, the Sacred Laws.

We drove

Yesterday to Honaunau, the Place of Refuge where

Ancient priests absolved taboo breakers; but no priests

Were there, and I am still guilty of my crimes.

At night here the mongrel dogs of the poor bark

And howl, a chorus about inequity. You don't see

Them by day but they cross the lawn of this fancy Inn

At night and shit where the guests are likely to step.

 

There are some things money cannot buy. My expensive

Psychiatrist, back home, for whom I write this poem,

Can’t make much of the psychic information I give him.

I talk and weep; he adjusts the dosage. I hope

The Indian surgeon who gave me this partially

Artificial heart, an act which triggered this recent

Lapse from mens sana, is right when he said,

As though out of the wisdom of the inscrutable East—

“Time heals all things."

We are half way there.

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GRAFFITI

for my grandsons

 

Taking in some Napoleonic soldier's scrawl, some

Unlucky Pierre, who left his "I was here 1798"

on the central chamber ceiling, in big red letters,

The sarcophagus lid, the gold, the jewels,

Burgled maybe five thousand years before,

Only the bathtub coffin, the outer shell,

So huge no tomb-robber could budge it,

In place —one of a tour group touring

Remains of the Old Kingdom at Giza last August,

Having seen too much graffiti on the inside

Of Cheop's pyramid, the largest near Cairo,

I began to ascend the steep escape-shaft

Aligned with a star in Orion's (Osiris') belt,

Stooped over, laboring up the wooden slats,

My strength surging in spurts at first,

Then less and less, toward that constellation

Which the old slave-driving pharaoh travelled to,

His soul, they say, shot in postmortem spasms

To a mystery, I say, at and before his conception.

Almost sixty with a bad heart (we did

Not know that then), my two hundred twenty

Pound body stopped, short of the exit.

From behind two nice San Francisco queens

Pushed me, heaving for breath, into the sunlight,

Near cardiac arrest, near no-life-after-death,

Victor, our tour guide, calm as a seen-everything-

Twice mortician, wondering if he was about to have

(all our looking at mummies in museums wrapped up)

A granddaddy corpse on his hands, to fly back

To the States in a plain Trans World Airline

Crate adorned with blue glued-on shipping labels

And, in stenciled block letters, the mighty

Pen name I go by, when I imagine the great

I-stop-at-nothing Kings, quick or dead or deified.

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EPITAPH

Had I been a stone, like the one

On which these words are writ, my poems

Would have been hard and sexless,

Grey and still; but I was a man,

Conceived in spasm, born from a womb,

Who found most joy in the bed

And made some love lyrics signed "Mac"

As a memento vivere of that fact.

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