TOM, DICK, AND HARRY
These fellows speak with the tongue of earth,
Are masters of our beautiful slang, have
Brains of exquisite fashioning, common men.
Tom is calm, Dick cool, Harry collected;
Tom is smart, Dick handsome, Harry is,
Well, is just Harry, good for a laugh -- all
Democrats. Would you like your sister
To marry one of these kingpins of the empire?